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This is a black-and-white single-panel rage comic meme. The left side features a classic enraged rage comic character labeled 'Utah police' yelling aggressively. The right side features a smaller, calm, smiling wojak-style character casually responding to the angry figure. The extreme mismatch between the police character's over-the-top violent anger and the other character's extremely harmless statement about not stealing Lego satirizes a real controversy where Utah law enforcement received widespread criticism for using excessive, disproportionate force and aggressive tactics against people engaged in Lego resale, treating the minor low-stakes activity as if it was a serious violent or drug-related crime, which is also referenced in the original post title.
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I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE
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Utah police

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This is a black-and-white single-panel rage comic meme. The left side features a classic enraged rage comic character labeled 'Utah police' yelling aggressively. The right side features a smaller, calm, smiling wojak-style character casually responding to the angry figure. The extreme mismatch between the police character's over-the-top violent anger and the other character's extremely harmless statement about not stealing Lego satirizes a real controversy where Utah law enforcement received widespread criticism for using excessive, disproportionate force and aggressive tactics against people engaged in Lego resale, treating the minor low-stakes activity as if it was a serious violent or drug-related crime, which is also referenced in the original post title.

Origin notes

This meme was sourced from an RSS feed of the Reddit r/Meme subreddit, where it was originally posted with the title 'I'm not selling heroin either'. It uses widely shared pre-existing rage comic and wojak meme character templates to make a joke about the widely publicized Utah police Lego resale raid controversy.

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