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Kids today will never know why they called her Lassie

This is a nostalgic adult humor meme featuring a still from the 1981 R-rated comedy film *Porky's*, set in a high school locker room. The foreground shows the character Lassie, while a shocked male coach character stands in the background. The overlaid text states 'Kids today will never know why they called her Lassie', referencing a crude running joke from the film: the character is nicknamed after the famous fictional heroic collie dog Lassie, because she would pull partners' heads down towards her during oral sex, mirroring the dog's habit of pulling people by clothing to lead them to a location. The joke relies on the viewer having seen the 1980s film, making it inaccessible to younger audiences who only know the Lassie dog character.
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Kids today will never know why they called her Lassie

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This is a nostalgic adult humor meme featuring a still from the 1981 R-rated comedy film Porky's, set in a high school locker room. The foreground shows the character Lassie, while a shocked male coach character stands in the background. The overlaid text states 'Kids today will never know why they called her Lassie', referencing a crude running joke from the film: the character is nicknamed after the famous fictional heroic collie dog Lassie, because she would pull partners' heads down towards her during oral sex, mirroring the dog's habit of pulling people by clothing to lead them to a location. The joke relies on the viewer having seen the 1980s film, making it inaccessible to younger audiences who only know the Lassie dog character.

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This meme was sourced from a 9Gag RSS feed, as specified in the provided context. The image uses a screenshot from the 1981 film Porky's, with text added as a joke for audiences familiar with the movie's raunchy humor. A watermark on the bottom right of the image indicates it was previously circulated on the humor site Watchersweb.com before being shared on 9Gag. It is part of a broader genre of 'kids today will never know' nostalgia memes that reference 20th century pop culture unknown to younger generations.

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