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Wojack Horseman Can't Hurt You Meme

A meme featuring a dialogue between a therapist and a character named 'Wojack Horseman'. The top text reads 'Therapist: Wojack Horseman can't hurt you' followed by 'Wojack Horseman:' below. The image shows an animated horse-like character wearing a suit and bow tie, blending the Wojack meme template with the style of BoJack Horseman. The humor arises from the irony of presenting a potentially intimidating character despite the therapist's reassurance.
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Wojack Horseman can't hurt you
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Therapist: Wojack Horseman can't hurt you
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Overview

A meme featuring a dialogue between a therapist and a character named 'Wojack Horseman'. The top text reads 'Therapist: Wojack Horseman can't hurt you' followed by 'Wojack Horseman:' below. The image shows an animated horse-like character wearing a suit and bow tie, blending the Wojack meme template with the style of BoJack Horseman. The humor arises from the irony of presenting a potentially intimidating character despite the therapist's reassurance.

Origin notes

This meme is a user-created remix combining the Wojack meme template (a common internet meme character) with elements from the animated series 'BoJack Horseman'. It is likely created using image editing software and circulated on platforms like Reddit, where such remix memes are popular. The original Wojack meme and BoJack Horseman series are the primary sources for this remix.

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