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This meme is formatted as an image macro, with bold black text at the top reading 'Me, after my two morning coffees, finally pooping in the management toilets:' above a close-up photo of a baby with a highly relieved, deeply content scrunched face with eyes closed, as if experiencing immense satisfaction after a long-awaited pleasant event. The joke relates to common workplace experiences: drinking coffee in the morning to wake up, which also triggers the need to use the restroom, and choosing to use the nicer, less crowded management-only toilets as a small, satisfying act of low-stakes rebellion or personal treat to start the workday.
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Me, after my two morning coffees, finally pooping in the management toilets:

Overview

This meme is formatted as an image macro, with bold black text at the top reading 'Me, after my two morning coffees, finally pooping in the management toilets:' above a close-up photo of a baby with a highly relieved, deeply content scrunched face with eyes closed, as if experiencing immense satisfaction after a long-awaited pleasant event. The joke relates to common workplace experiences: drinking coffee in the morning to wake up, which also triggers the need to use the restroom, and choosing to use the nicer, less crowded management-only toilets as a small, satisfying act of low-stakes rebellion or personal treat to start the workday.

Origin notes

This meme was sourced from the Reddit r/Meme subreddit via RSS, with the original submission title stating it is 'the one and only acceptable work morning routine'. It is an edited image macro that repurposes a widely circulated viral reaction photo of a relieved baby, pairing it with original relatable workplace humor caption text.

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