Ancient Canaanite Mythology

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This is a satirical two-panel political meme. The image is split vertically: the left panel has a blue background matching the US Democratic Party's signature color, featuring an artistic depiction of the ancient Canaanite deity Moloch, a bull-headed figure with a rectangular opening in his torso holding both hands raised. The right panel has a red background matching the US Republican Party's signature color, featuring an artistic depiction of the ancient Canaanite deity Baal, a horned goat-like humanoid with his hands resting on his chest. The top of the meme reads "POLITICS BE LIKE:", while the bottom text states "MOLOCH OR BAAL FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS". The meme jokes about the common cynical sentiment that voters in the US two-party system are forced to choose between two equally unappealing, harmful, or "evil" candidates in every 4-year presidential election cycle, echoed by the original post title where the poster jokes they would vote for Moloch for trivial, superficial reasons: that the name sounds cool and the associated color is blue.

I think i’ll vote moloch cuz it sounds cool and it’s blue!

This is a satirical two-panel…

This is a two-panel satirical meme critiquing the two-choice electoral system. The top text reads 'ELECTIONS BE LIKE:' to set up the joke. The left panel features a blue-toned illustration of Moloch, an ancient Canaanite deity historically associated with child sacrifice, depicted with raised hands in an imposing stance. The right panel shows a reddish-toned illustration of Baal, another ancient Canaanite deity linked to storms and fertility, with a grim, intimidating expression and one hand near its chest. Below the panels, the text states 'MOLOCH OR BAAL FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS'. The meme uses dark humor to frame electoral choices as a decision between two historically feared, malevolent figures, emphasizing the frustration of having to choose between two undesirable options in an election. It plays on the common internet trope of highlighting a false or unappealing dichotomy to satirize perceived flaws in the electoral process.

Elections Be Like: Moloch or Baal for the Next 4 Years

This is a two-panel satirical…