Bible/Abrahamic religious texts

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This is a 4-panel comedic meme. In the first panel, an angry green fish wearing an office tie confronts a blue fish carrying a work briefcase, saying 'You're late again! What happened this time?'. The second panel shows the nervous blue fish responding 'Sir, you won't believe it.'. The third panel cuts to the scene the blue fish is referencing: the biblical figure Moses stands between two parted walls of Red Sea water holding his staff, while the small blue fish is visible stuck on the far side of the parted water, unable to cross. The fourth panel is a close-up of the scene with the overlaid text 'No fucking way', delivering the punchline that the employee's outlandish excuse for being late is actually true, prompting extreme disbelief.

Late fish employee has an unbelievable excuse for being tardy

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This is a two-panel comparison meme. The left panel features a soft, innocent, mass-market Precious Moments-style angel figurine, labeled as the angel gift received from the user's grandma. The right panel shows a surreal, intimidating biblically accurate depiction of an ophanim (a type of angel described in religious texts as multi-eyed, spherical wheel-like beings), labeled as the angel figure the user actually wanted. The humor derives from the stark contrast between the conventional, gentle pop culture depiction of angels that an older family member would gift, and the viral internet trend of referencing the weird, unsettling true biblical descriptions of angels as a desirable alternative.

Grandma Gave Cute Angel vs Desired Biblically Accurate Angel Comparison Meme

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This is a single-panel crude humor meme. The upper section contains a four-line dialogue joke between the Christian God and Noah referencing the biblical story of Noah's Ark. The lower section features a classic painted illustration of a long-bearded old man in biblical-style robes, standing against a rocky landscape with open hands outstretched and looking upward, appearing to react to the conversation. The joke hinges on the double meaning of the vulgar term 'fucking': when God says 'build a big fucking boat', Noah interprets the word either as an intensifier meaning 'extremely large', or as a descriptor for the boat's intended purpose for sexual intercourse. God pauses before answering 'Both', the punchline that confirms both interpretations apply, matching the original post title.

Both is good

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