Boardroom Suggestion Meme Template

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This is a three-panel satirical comic meme. The first panel shows a corporate boardroom meeting where the lead attendee leaning on the table asks the group, 'how do we protect kids online?'. The second panel shows three attendees giving suggestions: the first proposes 'make everyone verify their identity', the second proposes 'face scans', and the third casually dressed attendee resting his head on one hand suggests 'Get their parents to actually parent them?'. The third panel cuts to the lead attendee looking furious, followed by the attendee who suggested parenting being thrown out of the high-rise office building window. The joke satirizes tech and surveillance companies that intentionally reject simple, reasonable solutions to problems like child online safety in favor of invasive, privacy-violating surveillance measures that benefit their business goals, hence the title about getting fired for suggesting the obvious unprofitable solution at a surveillance factory.

How to get fired at the surveillance factory

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This is a 3-panel edited boardroom meme comparing relative gasoline (petrol) prices across different global regions, highlighting the unit discrepancy between litres (used in most countries) and gallons (used in the US). In the first panel, the representative for New Zealand/Australia angrily complains that $3.30 per litre of petrol is extremely expensive. In the second panel, the EU representative notes petrol prices in their region exceed €1.71 per litre, the China representative states ¥9.35 per litre is unreasonable, and the US representative dismisses all these complaints as overblown, claiming those prices are cheap compared to the US's $4 per gallon. The final panel shows the enraged NZ/AU representative throwing the US representative out of the office window, as $4 per gallon converts to roughly ~$1.06 per litre, which is drastically cheaper than all the other listed regional prices, making the US's lack of perspective on gas costs the punchline of the joke.

How I feel when I see Americans complaining about gas prices

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This is a 3-panel comic meme using the popular boardroom meeting suggestion format to satirize how video game companies handle piracy and competition from platforms like Steam. In the first panel, a panicked executive asks the team how to deal with Steam and game pirates. In the second panel, three team members give suggestions: the first two suggest aggressive, punitive measures (lawsuits and strict anti-piracy measures), while the third suggests the obvious solution: improving the company's own services to be good enough that people don't want to pirate or use other platforms. In the final panel, the executive reacts angrily to the sensible suggestion, and the person who gave the good suggestion is thrown out of a high-rise office window, illustrating that game companies refuse to accept the obvious correct solution and instead cling to ineffective, customer-hostile anti-piracy tactics.

Game companies just don't get it!

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