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Xavier Mocks Woman's Attempt To Avoid Creepy Compliments

This meme is a 3-part collage: The top has text reading 'Yesterday a creep told me he loved my long hair, so today I cut it.' paired with a cat smirk emoji. Below that are two side-by-side photos of the same woman: the left panel shows her with long blonde hair and a small neutral smile, while the right panel shows her with a short pixie cut grinning happily, demonstrating she followed through on cutting her hair to avoid the unwanted attention. The punchline is a comment at the bottom from the recurring meme character Xavier that says 'I love your neck.', implying that cutting her hair did nothing to stop creepy unwanted compliments, as the commenter just shifts their focus to another part of her body.
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I love your neck.

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Yesterday a creep told me he loved my long hair, so today I cut it. 😼

Overview

This meme is a 3-part collage: The top has text reading 'Yesterday a creep told me he loved my long hair, so today I cut it.' paired with a cat smirk emoji. Below that are two side-by-side photos of the same woman: the left panel shows her with long blonde hair and a small neutral smile, while the right panel shows her with a short pixie cut grinning happily, demonstrating she followed through on cutting her hair to avoid the unwanted attention. The punchline is a comment at the bottom from the recurring meme character Xavier that says 'I love your neck.', implying that cutting her hair did nothing to stop creepy unwanted compliments, as the commenter just shifts their focus to another part of her body.

Origin notes

This meme uses the extremely popular Xavier comment meme format, where the Xavier character (a photo of a South Asian man with a mustache used as a generic annoying/creepy internet commenter) is added to posts to deliver absurd or unwanted punchlines. This specific iteration was sourced from Reddit's r/Meme subreddit via RSS, it is a user-created remix combining a viral before/after haircut post with the established Xavier meme trope.

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