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Xavier Never Disappoints

This meme subverts the popular internet trope of the 'revenge success story after romantic rejection'. It opens with a photo of a young Sundar Pichai (current Google CEO) paired with text that reads '10 years ago she rejected me'. The next panel shows an older Sundar Pichai with the text 'Now I'm the CEO of Google and Her husband is my employee', which sets up the expected narrative where the protagonist got revenge by becoming wildly successful. The punchline comes from a social media comment by a user named Xavier, who bluntly undermines the entire revenge narrative by saying 'And still she isn't with you. So once a loser, always a loser.', resulting in a funny, unexpectedly brutal punchline.
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@Xavier Facebook-style social media comment section

And still she isn't with you. So once a loser, always a loser.

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10 years ago she rejected me
Now I'm the CEO of Google and Her husband is my employee

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A subverted romantic rejection revenge story with a brutal punchline comment

Overview

This meme subverts the popular internet trope of the 'revenge success story after romantic rejection'. It opens with a photo of a young Sundar Pichai (current Google CEO) paired with text that reads '10 years ago she rejected me'. The next panel shows an older Sundar Pichai with the text 'Now I'm the CEO of Google and Her husband is my employee', which sets up the expected narrative where the protagonist got revenge by becoming wildly successful. The punchline comes from a social media comment by a user named Xavier, who bluntly undermines the entire revenge narrative by saying 'And still she isn't with you. So once a loser, always a loser.', resulting in a funny, unexpectedly brutal punchline.

Origin notes

This is a viral meme originally shared on Reddit, with the original title noting 'Xavier never dissapoints'. It plays on the common 'rejection revenge' success story format that circulates across social media, and has become popular due to Xavier's unexpected, brutal take that subverts the entire trope.

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