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Pathetic Cat Mocks People Complaining No Weapons In Zombie Apocalypse

This meme jokes about the common hypothetical scenario where people panic at the start of a zombie apocalypse, complaining that they have no weapons to defend themselves, while completely ignoring common everyday household items (a broomstick, rope, and kitchen knife, all of which can easily be repurposed as weapons). It uses the popular unimpressed, judgmental Pathetic Cat reaction image, with the cat labeling the panicking person's behavior as 'Pathetic', matching the annoyance described in the original title.
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zombie apocalypse: happens
person: oh no! what will I do! i have no way
of defending myself! guess i just go outside
unnamed and hope i dont get eaten...oh well
the perfectly usable broomstick,
rope and kitchen knife.
Pathetic.

Overview

This meme jokes about the common hypothetical scenario where people panic at the start of a zombie apocalypse, complaining that they have no weapons to defend themselves, while completely ignoring common everyday household items (a broomstick, rope, and kitchen knife, all of which can easily be repurposed as weapons). It uses the popular unimpressed, judgmental Pathetic Cat reaction image, with the cat labeling the panicking person's behavior as 'Pathetic', matching the annoyance described in the original title.

Origin notes

This meme originates from Reddit, as noted in the provided source information. It uses the existing popular 'Pathetic Cat' reaction image to create an original joke about people ignoring usable common items when panicking over hypothetical survival scenarios, which aligns with the original title's point about being annoyed by people claiming they have no usable weapons while ignoring perfectly good loot.

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