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Zombie vs Baby: Shocking Similarities Comparison

A black-and-white line drawing meme humorously comparing a zombie and a baby by listing shared attributes. On the left, a zombie with tattered clothes, messy hair, and sharp nails lurches forward. On the right, a baby in a onesie stumbles with arms raised. Connecting lines link both characters to a central list of attributes: 'Sparse, messy head of hair', 'Incomplete set of teeth', 'Constant oral excretions (Speaks in moans/screams)', 'Sharp, dirt-caked nails', '"Funk of 40,000 years" aroma', 'Aggressive, insatiable appetite', 'Worn, ill-fitting clothes', 'Clumsy, random motor skills', 'Unstable, lurching walk'. Below, 'GENERAL ATTRIBUTES:' lists 'No sense of right and wrong', 'Bent on destruction', 'Keeps you awake at night in fear', 'Can turn others into a zombie'.
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ZOMBIE vs. BABY

Overview

A black-and-white line drawing meme humorously comparing a zombie and a baby by listing shared attributes. On the left, a zombie with tattered clothes, messy hair, and sharp nails lurches forward. On the right, a baby in a onesie stumbles with arms raised. Connecting lines link both characters to a central list of attributes: 'Sparse, messy head of hair', 'Incomplete set of teeth', 'Constant oral excretions (Speaks in moans/screams)', 'Sharp, dirt-caked nails', '"Funk of 40,000 years" aroma', 'Aggressive, insatiable appetite', 'Worn, ill-fitting clothes', 'Clumsy, random motor skills', 'Unstable, lurching walk'. Below, 'GENERAL ATTRIBUTES:' lists 'No sense of right and wrong', 'Bent on destruction', 'Keeps you awake at night in fear', 'Can turn others into a zombie'.

Origin notes

This image appears to be a user-created digital illustration, likely made with drawing software. It is a satirical comparison meme, a common format on platforms like Reddit, Twitter, or Facebook for humorous content. No visible watermarks, author signatures, or platform logos are present, suggesting it circulates as a general internet meme without specific attribution.

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