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After-nut-clarity

This is a screenshot of a dating app chat conversation demonstrating the concept of post-nut clarity. At the top is a censored profile selfie of an alternative-style young woman taking a mirror selfie with an iPhone. The conversation shows one person first complimenting the woman and proposing marriage, then immediately recanting, saying he no longer cares after masturbating to her picture, which is the core joke of the meme.
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you're so beautiful
marry me?
Never mind I just jerked off you mean nothing to me

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2:26 PM

Overview

This is a screenshot of a dating app chat conversation demonstrating the concept of post-nut clarity. At the top is a censored profile selfie of an alternative-style young woman taking a mirror selfie with an iPhone. The conversation shows one person first complimenting the woman and proposing marriage, then immediately recanting, saying he no longer cares after masturbating to her picture, which is the core joke of the meme.

Origin notes

This meme originates from Reddit, as noted by the source information, and it is used to joke about the common experience called 'post-nut clarity', where intense sexual attraction to someone disappears immediately after orgasm.

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