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This is a screenshot of a public tweet from X (formerly Twitter) user youngmi mayer, handle @ymmayer. The text of the tweet reads 'me at a threesome: are you guys mad at me at me'. The joke is self-deprecating and relatable, playing on common social anxiety tropes: the speaker is so accustomed to worrying they have upset others that they would assume they angered their partners even during a consensual casual sexual encounter. A partial view of the poster's face is visible in the profile photo at the top left of the tweet interface.

Anxious Person Threesome Joke Tweet

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This meme combines the classic rhyming 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' poem format with a screenshot from the anime *Kodomo no Jikan*. The top of the meme displays the opening two lines of the traditional poem, while the anime scene shows a shocked dark-haired male character looking up at a blonde female character leaning toward him in a bookstore. The bottom punchline text reads 'Your two inches felt like six because I had feelings for you.' which is a crude, humorous insult implying the male character has a very small penis, and the woman only perceived it as larger when she had romantic feelings for him, leaving the male character visibly stunned.

Roses Are Red Crude Anime Insult Meme

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This single-panel meme shows a person with long dark hair in a seated position, holding their chin with one hand in a thoughtful, pondering pose. They are also holding a white mug with a blue rim using their raised foot, mimicking holding a drink while thinking. Overlaid bold white text across the image poses a ridiculous, NSFW theory: it questions if the common biological occurrence of morning erections (colloquially called 'morning wood') is evidence that a succubus, a mythical female demon that feeds on sexual energy, performed oral sex on the person the night before. The humor comes from the absurd, fantastical explanation for a normal bodily function, paired with the intentionally silly pose of holding a mug with a foot to emphasize the ridiculousness of the theory being proposed.

Absurd Morning Wood Succubus Theory Meme

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This is a single-panel reaction meme using a screenshot from the 1998 Disney animated film *Mulan*. Bold black text at the top jokes about a scenario where a furry accidentally makes dog-like "arf arf" noises during sex when their partner asks them to be rougher, instead of following the partner's request. The lower part of the image shows the character Li Shang looking annoyed and stern, with yellow text overlaid that reads "Get dressed", implying the sexual encounter is abruptly ended due to the awkward mistake, while Mulan appears in the background on the ground looking embarrassed and startled.

Furry Awkward Sex Mishap Mulan Meme

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The meme shows two young children trapped in the corner of a room looking terrified: a crying little boy is being held back by a distressed little girl pressed against the wall. In front of them on the floor are a black rabbit and a wooden bucket. Text overlaid on the children reads "GUYS WHO LIKE TO PUT THEIR DICKS IN THINGS", while text over the rabbit and bucket reads "GUYS WO LIKE TO PUT THINGS IN THEIR DICK" (with a typo of "WO" instead of "WHO"). The crude joke frames people who insert foreign objects into their urethra as far more shocking, bizarre, and frightening than people who insert their penis into objects, hence the children's extreme fear reaction to the items representing the latter group.

That hurts

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This is a screenshot of a public anonymous thread from 4chan's /fit/ (fitness) board. The original poster shares a story: he was cooking raw chicken breasts pantsless after spilling soda on his pants, accidentally dropped a raw chicken breast that hit his penis before landing on the floor, and woke up with an inflamed, painful penis, asking other users if it is possible he contracted salmonella poisoning from the incident. A thumbnail image of two raw chicken breasts is attached to his post. The first reply accuses him of having sexual intercourse with the chicken breasts, the second accuses him of having sex with the raw chicken, and the third reply simply states 'you did', implying all users recognize the original poster is lying about the accidental contact to cover up that he engaged in sexual activity with the raw poultry.

Anonymous Asks If He Got Salmonella From Raw Chicken Hitting His Penis, Commenters Call Out His Lie

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This is a black-and-white single-panel illustration showing a man whose entire body is constructed from interlocking jigsaw puzzle pieces, with exactly one puzzle piece missing from the section of his head corresponding to his brain. He holds a single loose puzzle piece up in his right hand, and his internal thought is written next to him as 'Hmm...Tiddies'. Text at the top of the image sets up the joke: 'Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece...'. The humor comes from subverting expectations: the opening line implies the missing piece is a meaningful, emotional, or mental element required to feel complete, but the punchline reveals the only missing piece the man desires is 'tiddies', a slang term for breasts, leaning into crude, relatable stereotypical male humor.

Sometimes All You Need Is One Piece (Tiddies) Meme

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This meme features text at the top that reads 'The look she gives me as I'm dragging her head towards the edge of the bed', paired with a still of the possessed Regan MacNeil character from the 1973 horror film *The Exorcist*. The character is lying upside down on a bed with a wide-eyed, distorted, unsettling grimace, staring directly at the viewer. The humor comes from a suggestive double entendre: the text implies a sexual context of positioning a partner for oral sex, while the horrified, possessed expression of the film character subverts expectations, creating dark, crass humor by implying the partner is disgusted or horrified by the action.

The look she gives as I drag her head to the edge of the bed

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This meme uses an out-of-context screenshot from the *Tom and Jerry* animated series. In the image, Tom the cat is shown in a suggestive, contorted position restrained by wooden planks, with a large muscular rooster character holding him from behind. The text overlay at the top presents a conversation: 'Her: OMFG where did you learn these moves?!?! Me: Uhh... Tom and Jerry...'. The joke relies on double entendre, implying that the speaker learned absurd, acrobatic sexual positions from the over-the-top slapstick physical comedy gags common in Tom and Jerry episodes, where characters are frequently put in bizarre, contorted situations.

Admitting you learned sexual moves from Tom and Jerry gags

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This is a three-panel meme that uses the popular Lion King dialogue template to make a suggestive joke about the content shift on 9GAG. The first panel (with silhouettes of lions on Pride Rock at sunset) states: "9GAG NOW DOESNT MAKE YOU LAUGH / INSTEAD IT MAKE YOU HORNY". The second panel shows young Nala from The Lion King asking: "THEN YOU DONT LIKE IT ANYMORE?". The third panel shows adult Simba responding: "WHO SAID I DONT LIKE IT?", which implies that people still enjoy 9GAG even though the content is now more sexually suggestive rather than purely comedic.

9GAG Doesn't Make You Laugh Anymore Meme

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This meme shows a photograph of a public energy conservation sign that creates an accidental humorous sexual double entendre. The sign has a top header reading 'SAVE ENERGY', with the body text asking 'How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?'. To the right of the text, a light switch is anthropomorphized into a human face, with the toggle lever positioned in an accidentally suggestive shape that reinforces the sexual innuendo. A sad face emoji and a wilted rose sticker were added to the bottom of the photograph to lean into the joke.

Save Energy 😤

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This is a viral dark humor meme that opens with a hypothetical scenario at the top: you are walking through the woods and find the body of a recently murdered sex worker lying face-down on leaf-covered ground, and the meme asks what you would do. A screenshot of a comment from user David Turner at the bottom gives the pun punchline: "I'd change directions, obviously I am walking in circles". The joke relies on a sexual double entendre: it plays on two meanings of "walking in circles" -- the innocent meaning of being lost while hiking in a loop, and a vulgar sexual pun referencing the body's pose, implying the commenter was already having sex with the woman before she died, so he was already "walking in circles" behind her.

Walking In Circles Dark Pun Meme

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