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Roses Are Red Crude Anime Insult Meme

This meme combines the classic rhyming 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' poem format with a screenshot from the anime *Kodomo no Jikan*. The top of the meme displays the opening two lines of the traditional poem, while the anime scene shows a shocked dark-haired male character looking up at a blonde female character leaning toward him in a bookstore. The bottom punchline text reads 'Your two inches felt like six because I had feelings for you.' which is a crude, humorous insult implying the male character has a very small penis, and the woman only perceived it as larger when she had romantic feelings for him, leaving the male character visibly stunned.
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Your two inches felt like six because I had feelings for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue

Overview

This meme combines the classic rhyming 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' poem format with a screenshot from the anime Kodomo no Jikan. The top of the meme displays the opening two lines of the traditional poem, while the anime scene shows a shocked dark-haired male character looking up at a blonde female character leaning toward him in a bookstore. The bottom punchline text reads 'Your two inches felt like six because I had feelings for you.' which is a crude, humorous insult implying the male character has a very small penis, and the woman only perceived it as larger when she had romantic feelings for him, leaving the male character visibly stunned.

Origin notes

This meme was shared on the Reddit r/Meme subreddit, as stated in the provided source information, with the original post title asking for the 'anime sauce' (source of the anime clip), which is confirmed to be the series Kodomo no Jikan. The meme is a remix: it adds parody poem text to a screenshot taken directly from the anime, adapting the widely popular 'Roses are red' parody meme format that is commonly used online for unexpected, funny, or crass punchlines.

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