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This is an absurd, crudely humorous meme that parodies the classic 'Roses are red' rhyming poem format, presented as a ridiculous pickup tactic. The image shows two vintage-style anime characters: a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform sitting on a playground swing holding a school bag, and a schoolboy sitting on an adjacent swing looking down nervously. The top text opens with the familiar rhyme lines 'Roses are red, Sky is blue,', while the bottom punchline text is a lewd, absurd pickup line spoken by the boy: 'the FBI wants to steal my penis, can i hide it inside you?'. The humor comes from the jarring, unexpected crude and nonsensical twist on the innocent rhyme structure, framing the wildly inappropriate line as a supposedly effective flirting trick.
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Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
the FBI wants to steal my penis, can i hide it inside you?

Overview

This is an absurd, crudely humorous meme that parodies the classic 'Roses are red' rhyming poem format, presented as a ridiculous pickup tactic. The image shows two vintage-style anime characters: a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform sitting on a playground swing holding a school bag, and a schoolboy sitting on an adjacent swing looking down nervously. The top text opens with the familiar rhyme lines 'Roses are red, Sky is blue,', while the bottom punchline text is a lewd, absurd pickup line spoken by the boy: 'the FBI wants to steal my penis, can i hide it inside you?'. The humor comes from the jarring, unexpected crude and nonsensical twist on the innocent rhyme structure, framing the wildly inappropriate line as a supposedly effective flirting trick.

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This meme was obtained from an RSS feed of content from the Reddit Meme community. It combines a screenshot of an unknown older anime scene with edited text following the widely popular 'Roses are red' parody meme format, which is commonly shared and remixed across social media platforms including Reddit, Twitter/X, and Instagram for comedic effect.

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