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Funny Anti-Social Custom Business Card Meme

This image is a screenshot of a viral X (formerly Twitter) post. At the top is the profile of user Alex Taylor @38percentsure, with the tweet text reading 'My new business cards just arrived.' Below are two side-by-side photos of a stack of business cards in a box: the left photo shows the front of the card printed with the name 'ALEX TAYLOR', while the right photo shows the reverse side printed with 'Please do not contact me.' The humor comes from the subversion of the standard purpose of business cards, which are intended to facilitate professional contact, while this one explicitly discourages any contact, resonating with people who dislike unsolicited communication.
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@Alex Taylor X/Twitter

My new business cards just arrived.

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ALEX TAYLOR, Please do not contact me

Overview

This image is a screenshot of a viral X (formerly Twitter) post. At the top is the profile of user Alex Taylor @38percentsure, with the tweet text reading 'My new business cards just arrived.' Below are two side-by-side photos of a stack of business cards in a box: the left photo shows the front of the card printed with the name 'ALEX TAYLOR', while the right photo shows the reverse side printed with 'Please do not contact me.' The humor comes from the subversion of the standard purpose of business cards, which are intended to facilitate professional contact, while this one explicitly discourages any contact, resonating with people who dislike unsolicited communication.

Origin notes

This meme originated as a public tweet posted on X (formerly Twitter) by user Alex Taylor, handle @38percentsure. The tweet showing their custom joke business cards went viral for its relatable anti-social humor, and was widely reposted across other social media platforms including Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok as a humorous reaction to unwanted contact, especially from work associates.

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