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Tall Guy's Pre-Made Response Card to Height Questions

This meme depicts a real-life scenario where a person asks a tall man how tall he is, and the man hands them a custom printed business card that pre-answers all the repetitive, common questions tall people receive. The top text of the meme reads: 'i asked this guy "How tall are you?" and he handed me this'. The card includes: confirmation that he is tall (6'10"), a note that yes, that is indeed tall, clarifications that he does not play basketball (but does play volleyball), sarcastic jokes about seeing the tops of people's heads and the 'nice weather up here', and a dry sign-off about the conversation being great. In the background, the tall man wears a Philadelphia Eagles football t-shirt, standing casually and looking towards the camera. The humor comes from the relatable frustration of tall individuals being bombarded with the same questions, so he created a card to avoid repeating himself.
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i asked this guy "How tall are you?" and he handed me this

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YES I AM TALL
I AM 6'10"
(No I'M NOT KIDDING. YES, THAT IS TALL!)
NO, I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL
I PLAY VOLLEYBALL.
YES, SEEING THE TOPS OF EVERYONES HEAD IS WEIRD
YES, THE WEATHER IS NICE UP HERE
THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT CONVERSATION.

Overview

This meme depicts a real-life scenario where a person asks a tall man how tall he is, and the man hands them a custom printed business card that pre-answers all the repetitive, common questions tall people receive. The top text of the meme reads: 'i asked this guy "How tall are you?" and he handed me this'. The card includes: confirmation that he is tall (6'10"), a note that yes, that is indeed tall, clarifications that he does not play basketball (but does play volleyball), sarcastic jokes about seeing the tops of people's heads and the 'nice weather up here', and a dry sign-off about the conversation being great. In the background, the tall man wears a Philadelphia Eagles football t-shirt, standing casually and looking towards the camera. The humor comes from the relatable frustration of tall individuals being bombarded with the same questions, so he created a card to avoid repeating himself.

Origin notes

This is a viral real-life meme, likely originating from social media platforms like Reddit (subreddits such as r/memes or r/tall) or Twitter/X, circulating sometime in the 2010s to 2020s. It is user-created, featuring a photograph of a real person with a custom printed response card, shared as a funny, relatable take on the intrusive, repetitive questions tall people often get asked. The meme has been reposted across various meme-sharing platforms and online communities focused on humor or relatable everyday experiences.

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