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Cats Would Use Long Cigarette Holders If They Smoked

The meme has two main parts: a text overlay at the top that reads "I can’t explain it, but cats would use one of these if they smoked cigarettes.", and a grayscale photograph below of a hand wearing a white glove holding an elongated, extendable cigarette holder. The humor comes from the absurd yet intuitively believable premise that the overly fancy, long cigarette holder perfectly matches the stereotypical poised, pretentious, and aloof demeanor associated with cats, making the ridiculous idea feel convincing to viewers familiar with common cat behavior stereotypes.
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I can’t explain it, but cats would use one of these if they smoked cigarettes.

Overview

The meme has two main parts: a text overlay at the top that reads "I can’t explain it, but cats would use one of these if they smoked cigarettes.", and a grayscale photograph below of a hand wearing a white glove holding an elongated, extendable cigarette holder. The humor comes from the absurd yet intuitively believable premise that the overly fancy, long cigarette holder perfectly matches the stereotypical poised, pretentious, and aloof demeanor associated with cats, making the ridiculous idea feel convincing to viewers familiar with common cat behavior stereotypes.

Origin notes

This meme was originally shared on Reddit in meme communities, with an original title consisting of cat emojis, a cigarette emoji, smoke emoji, and fire emoji. It is a standalone silly observational joke playing on widely held stereotypes of cats having elegant, overly fancy mannerisms.

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