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A pair of 2 scissors?

This is a two-panel humorous meme. The left panel displays one standard pair of metal scissors, with text above reading 'if this is a pair of scissors'. The right panel displays two separate, unconnected pairs of the same scissors, with text above reading 'then wtf is this'. The joke relies on the odd quirk of English grammar where a single scissor tool is always referred to as a 'pair of scissors', leading to the absurd, confusing question of what term would correctly apply to two separate pairs of scissors, playing on the double meaning of the word 'pair' in this context.
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if this is a pair of scissors / then wtf is this

Overview

This is a two-panel humorous meme. The left panel displays one standard pair of metal scissors, with text above reading 'if this is a pair of scissors'. The right panel displays two separate, unconnected pairs of the same scissors, with text above reading 'then wtf is this'. The joke relies on the odd quirk of English grammar where a single scissor tool is always referred to as a 'pair of scissors', leading to the absurd, confusing question of what term would correctly apply to two separate pairs of scissors, playing on the double meaning of the word 'pair' in this context.

Origin notes

This meme was originally posted to the Reddit r/Meme subreddit with the given original title. It circulates as a relatable joke about the inconsistent and confusing grammar conventions of the English language, specifically for terms describing tools made of two joined matching parts.

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