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Quackity Flirty Rock Paper Scissors Rule Tweet

This is a dark mode screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post from well-known content creator Quackity. The post text suggests a modified rule for the classic game rock paper scissors: if both players select the same move (referred to as the same attack), they must kiss each other passionately on the lips. The top left of the screenshot shows Quackity's profile picture, where he wears a dark baseball cap, dark sunglasses, and a dark blue Adidas track jacket with white stripes on the shoulder, posed against a plain light pink background.
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rock paper scissors but if we do the same attack we have to kiss passionately on the lips

Overview

This is a dark mode screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post from well-known content creator Quackity. The post text suggests a modified rule for the classic game rock paper scissors: if both players select the same move (referred to as the same attack), they must kiss each other passionately on the lips. The top left of the screenshot shows Quackity's profile picture, where he wears a dark baseball cap, dark sunglasses, and a dark blue Adidas track jacket with white stripes on the shoulder, posed against a plain light pink background.

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This content originates as an original public tweet posted on X (formerly Twitter) by creator Quackity, under the handle @Quackity. The screenshot was distributed as a meme via the X.com:meme.jpg RSS feed, and is widely shared online as a playful, suggestive joke used to express romantic or flirtatious interest in another person.

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