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College Bathroom Poem: Broken Hearted (But Only Farted)

A close-up photograph of a bathroom stall wall featuring handwritten text in casual black and blue ink. The text consists of a two-part humorous poem: the first stanza reads, "HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED. CAME TO SHIT, BUT ONLY FARTED." The second stanza, written in blue ink below, continues, "Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants." The handwriting is messy with slight smudges, suggesting it was written informally, likely by a college student. The background appears to be a white or off-white stall door with visible lines from the door panels, emphasizing the typical setting of a college bathroom.
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HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED. CAME TO SHIT, BUT ONLY FARTED. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.

Overview

A close-up photograph of a bathroom stall wall featuring handwritten text in casual black and blue ink. The text consists of a two-part humorous poem: the first stanza reads, "HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED. CAME TO SHIT, BUT ONLY FARTED." The second stanza, written in blue ink below, continues, "Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants." The handwriting is messy with slight smudges, suggesting it was written informally, likely by a college student. The background appears to be a white or off-white stall door with visible lines from the door panels, emphasizing the typical setting of a college bathroom.

Origin notes

Originates from a Reddit meme titled "College Bathrooms be wild," capturing real handwritten graffiti found in a college bathroom stall. The image is user-created, likely photographed by a student to highlight the chaotic, relatable, and humorously unfiltered nature of college bathroom culture. No evidence of editing or remixing; it appears to be a genuine photograph of existing stall graffiti.

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