Poetry at its peak toilet humor meme

A crude rhyming toilet poem formatted as iMessage chat bubbles

This image is a screenshot of a mock iMessage conversation, featuring 5 blue outgoing text bubbles that form a crude, humorous rhyming poem parodying classic informal toilet poetry. The poem opens with the widely recognizable opening line 'Here I sit broken hearted', followed by lines describing a series of relatable silly bathroom mishaps: the narrator first tries to defecate but only passes gas, then later tries to pass gas and accidentally defecates in their pants, serving as a predictable but funny lowbrow punchline.

This meme was originally shared on the r/Meme subreddit on Reddit, distributed via RSS under the original title 'Poetry at its peak'. It is a formatted iteration of a long-standing widely circulated toilet joke, presented as a text message conversation to give the impression of someone sharing the silly poem directly over chat.