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This image is a screenshot of a mock iMessage conversation, featuring 5 blue outgoing text bubbles that form a crude, humorous rhyming poem parodying classic informal toilet poetry. The poem opens with the widely recognizable opening line 'Here I sit broken hearted', followed by lines describing a series of relatable silly bathroom mishaps: the narrator first tries to defecate but only passes gas, then later tries to pass gas and accidentally defecates in their pants, serving as a predictable but funny lowbrow punchline.

Poetry at its peak toilet humor meme

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This image is a screenshot of a public post from X (formerly Twitter) by verified user Mike Bales, sharing a crude adult joke. The joke follows a young rooster (colloquially called a cock, a word that also serves as a double entendre for a sexually promiscuous man) that is brought home by a farmer. The rooster immediately mates with all 150 of the farmer's hens, repeats the act at lunch, then mates with the farmer's ducks and geese the next day. The farmer later finds the rooster lying seemingly half-dead on the ground with vultures circling overhead, and scolds it for being overly horny. The punchline comes when the rooster opens one eye, tells the farmer to be quiet, and reveals he is faking being dead to wait for the vultures to land so he can pursue them as sexual partners. The joke relies on raunchy humor, wordplay, and an unexpected subversion of the expectation that the rooster was dying from overexertion.

Joke of the Century: Horny Rooster Punchline About Vultures

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This image is a photograph of handwritten black marker text on a textured light gray public bathroom stall wall. It features a short, crude, rhyming comedic poem describing an awkward, relatable restroom mishap: the speaker first attempts to defecate but only passes gas, then later when they try to pass gas they accidentally defecate in their pants. The poem is signed with the playful pseudonym 'The Shithouse poet'.

I brought back the sacred poem for bathroom stalls

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This is a classic image macro meme split into two sections: the top section features bold black text on a white background describing a vulgar, relatable bodily scenario, which reads: 'When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out'. The bottom section is a low-light screenshot of the unmasked Rorschach (Walter Kovacs) from the 2009 *Watchmen* film, wearing a satisfied, smug, relieved grimace that perfectly matches the feeling of unexpected, pleasant relief from the minor annoyance described in the top text. The joke relies on crude, relatable bathroom humor about unexpected bodily solutions to small, uncomfortable problems.

Unexpected Fart Relief Meme

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This is an absurd humorous edited meme that repurposes a classical traditional painting depicting the Buddha delivering a spiritual sermon to a large crowd of monk disciples. A speech bubble is artificially added to the Buddha figure, containing a crude, secular, casual hot take stating a preference for women with a nice rear end and small breasts over women with large breasts and a flat rear end. The core joke comes from the extreme contrast between the holy, wise, spiritual context of the original artwork and the trivial, vulgar, relatable secular opinion presented as the Buddha's teaching.

Buddha Absurd Hot Take on Body Preferences

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This is a humorous photo meme showing two smooth, white cross-section slices of a peeled hard-boiled egg placed on a white plastic cutting board. A kitchen knife with a bright pink handle rests on the cutting board behind the egg slices. Text placed at the top of the image reads 'Damn it, the chicken used a condom', making an absurd, crude visual joke: the shape and appearance of the sliced egg are intentionally compared to a used condom, playing on the ridiculous premise that a chicken would use contraception to avoid producing eggs.

Damn It The Chicken Used A Condom Funny Kitchen Meme

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