Joke of the Century: Horny Rooster Punchline About Vultures

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fcks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again. The next day it's fcking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

This image is a screenshot of a public post from X (formerly Twitter) by verified user Mike Bales, sharing a crude adult joke. The joke follows a young rooster (colloquially called a cock, a word that also serves as a double entendre for a sexually promiscuous man) that is brought home by a farmer. The rooster immediately mates with all 150 of the farmer's hens, repeats the act at lunch, then mates with the farmer's ducks and geese the next day. The farmer later finds the rooster lying seemingly half-dead on the ground with vultures circling overhead, and scolds it for being overly horny. The punchline comes when the rooster opens one eye, tells the farmer to be quiet, and reveals he is faking being dead to wait for the vultures to land so he can pursue them as sexual partners. The joke relies on raunchy humor, wordplay, and an unexpected subversion of the expectation that the rooster was dying from overexertion.

This content was sourced from 9Gag via its RSS feed, posted under the original title 'Joke of the century'. The screenshot is captured from a public post on X (formerly Twitter) by verified user @MikeBales, posted at 12:14 AM on June 1, 2026, which accumulated 1.4 million views. The joke itself is a widely circulated classic crude adult joke, repurposed and shared as a text post on X before being reposted to 9Gag for viral comedic distribution.