Original Adult Joke

暂无详细介绍

This image is a screenshot of a public post from X (formerly Twitter) by verified user Mike Bales, sharing a crude adult joke. The joke follows a young rooster (colloquially called a cock, a word that also serves as a double entendre for a sexually promiscuous man) that is brought home by a farmer. The rooster immediately mates with all 150 of the farmer's hens, repeats the act at lunch, then mates with the farmer's ducks and geese the next day. The farmer later finds the rooster lying seemingly half-dead on the ground with vultures circling overhead, and scolds it for being overly horny. The punchline comes when the rooster opens one eye, tells the farmer to be quiet, and reveals he is faking being dead to wait for the vultures to land so he can pursue them as sexual partners. The joke relies on raunchy humor, wordplay, and an unexpected subversion of the expectation that the rooster was dying from overexertion.

Joke of the Century: Horny Rooster Punchline About Vultures

This image is a screenshot of…

This is a screenshot of a popular Tumblr text post featuring a pun-based dad joke and a follow-up user comment. The initial post tells a joke about a Mexican magician who tells his audience he will disappear when he counts to 3. He begins counting in Spanish: "uno, dos...", then vanishes in a puff of smoke before reaching 3, with the punchline reading "He disappeared without a tres". This is a pun playing on the common English phrase "without a trace", as "tres" is the Spanish word for 3, pronounced almost identically to "trace" in English. The follow-up comment below expresses exaggerated frustration at how much the silly, low-brow joke amused the commenter. The post shows over 329,629 notes, indicating it was widely shared and well-received on Tumblr.

Mexican Magician Disappearance Pun Joke Tumblr Post

This is a screenshot of a pop…