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I'll cut people out of my life with no apology

This meme has two core parts. First, text at the top reads "you can't just cut ppl out of your life" followed by "me:". Below the text is a photo of a smiling bald man in a business suit holding comically large ceremonial scissors, giving a thumbs up as he prepares to cut a giant red ceremonial ribbon. The joke relies on a literal interpretation of the common phrase "cut people out of your life", portraying the poster as gleefully, unapologetically removing unwanted people from their social circle, rejecting the common social advice that you cannot easily cut off people you no longer wish to associate with.
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Overview

This meme has two core parts. First, text at the top reads "you can't just cut ppl out of your life" followed by "me:". Below the text is a photo of a smiling bald man in a business suit holding comically large ceremonial scissors, giving a thumbs up as he prepares to cut a giant red ceremonial ribbon. The joke relies on a literal interpretation of the common phrase "cut people out of your life", portraying the poster as gleefully, unapologetically removing unwanted people from their social circle, rejecting the common social advice that you cannot easily cut off people you no longer wish to associate with.

Origin notes

This meme is sourced from the Reddit r/Meme subreddit, as stated in the provided RSS source information. It uses a widely circulated existing reaction image of a man cutting a ceremonial ribbon with oversized scissors, with added text overlay to create the relatable joke about setting social boundaries. It is shared widely as a reaction meme across multiple social media platforms.

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