Dad thinks daughter doesn't make drunk bad decisions, she accidentally threw a party right before moving out
my dad said "i'm so glad you're not one of those kids that gets drunk and does stupid shit" sir i was once so drunk i accidentally threw a party 6 hours before i was supposed to move out of my apartment and called t-mobile support crying because i couldn't get everyone to leave
Overview
This image is a screenshot of a public tweet posted on X (formerly Twitter). The tweet, written by user colleen (@Coll3enG), recounts a humorous, relatable ironic situation: the user's father recently told her he was grateful she was not the kind of child who gets drunk and makes foolish decisions. The poster then reveals a past embarrassing drunk mishap: she once was so intoxicated that she accidentally hosted an impromptu party only 6 hours before she was scheduled to move out of her apartment, and became so distraught when she couldn't get guests to leave that she cried while calling T-Mobile customer support for help. The humor comes from the stark contrast between her father's inaccurate, positive impression of her and her actual chaotic past behavior.
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The original content is an original tweet created and posted by X (Twitter) user @Coll3enG. This screenshot of the tweet was later reposted and shared on the X account @WholesomeMeme, a popular account that shares lighthearted, relatable, wholesome humorous content. It has circulated widely online as a relatable meme about drunk mishaps, family misunderstandings, and relatable young adult experiences.
