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Dark Humor Twitter Thread: Mortuary Worker Joke

A screenshot of a Twitter/X thread featuring a dark humor exchange. The original tweet by Angela (@Angel) asks 'How dark is your humor?' with a skull emoji. A reply from Cal EB (@Cal) tells a dark joke: 'I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. 1 week later she got hit by a trailer guess who's dying to see me' followed by a skull emoji. Engagement metrics show high interaction with 7.7K Retweets, 4.1K Quotes, 66.8K Likes, and 1.2K Bookmarks.
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@Cal EB Twitter/X

I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. 1 week later she got hit by a trailer guess who's dying to see me💀

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Angela
How dark is your humor?💀
Cal EB
I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. 1 week later she got hit by a trailer guess who's dying to see me💀

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How dark is your humor?💀

Overview

A screenshot of a Twitter/X thread featuring a dark humor exchange. The original tweet by Angela (@Angel) asks 'How dark is your humor?' with a skull emoji. A reply from Cal EB (@Cal) tells a dark joke: 'I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. 1 week later she got hit by a trailer guess who's dying to see me' followed by a skull emoji. Engagement metrics show high interaction with 7.7K Retweets, 4.1K Quotes, 66.8K Likes, and 1.2K Bookmarks.

Origin notes

This appears to be a screenshot of a Twitter/X conversation. The timestamp shows '23/11/2025', which is in the future, suggesting this might be a fictional or edited screenshot rather than an actual historical post. The interface shows the Twitter for iOS client with typical engagement metrics and reply structure.

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