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FBI Agent's Fast Redacting Skills (The Flash Meme)

A meme featuring two lines of text at the top: 'other FBI agent: wow, you sure are fast redacting those files' and 'THE FBI agent:'. Below the text is a screenshot of The Flash (a character with blurred motion, indicating super speed, and red glowing eyes) with the subtitle 'My goals are beyond your understanding'. The humor lies in comparing the FBI agent's supposed speed at redacting files to The Flash's super speed, implying an exaggerated or absurd level of efficiency.
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other FBI agent
wow, you sure are fast redacting those files
THE FBI agent
My goals are beyond your understanding

Overview

A meme featuring two lines of text at the top: 'other FBI agent: wow, you sure are fast redacting those files' and 'THE FBI agent:'. Below the text is a screenshot of The Flash (a character with blurred motion, indicating super speed, and red glowing eyes) with the subtitle 'My goals are beyond your understanding'. The humor lies in comparing the FBI agent's supposed speed at redacting files to The Flash's super speed, implying an exaggerated or absurd level of efficiency.

Origin notes

The meme originates from Reddit (specifically the Meme community) and is a remix. It uses a screenshot from 'The Flash' TV series or movie, repurposed with added text to create a humorous scenario about FBI agents redacting files. The original scene from 'The Flash' is edited to fit the context of fast work, making it a user-created remix rather than an original meme.

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