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Scientology Speedrunners Fleeing FBI Meme

This meme uses the popular floating hallway chase template: a blurry young man is seen running down a checkered tile hallway, while a tall figure floating at the end of the hall wears a shirt edited with the official FBI seal. The overlaid text on the running man reads 'SCIENTOLOGY SPEEDRUNNERS AFTER COMPLETING THE MAIN BUILDING', making a joke that people who trespass on Scientology property to 'speedrun' navigating the main building will immediately be pursued by federal law enforcement.
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SCIENTOLOGY SPEEDRUNNERS AFTER COMPLETING THE MAIN BUILDING

Overview

This meme uses the popular floating hallway chase template: a blurry young man is seen running down a checkered tile hallway, while a tall figure floating at the end of the hall wears a shirt edited with the official FBI seal. The overlaid text on the running man reads 'SCIENTOLOGY SPEEDRUNNERS AFTER COMPLETING THE MAIN BUILDING', making a joke that people who trespass on Scientology property to 'speedrun' navigating the main building will immediately be pursued by federal law enforcement.

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This is an edited remix of the widely used 'floating man chasing person down hallway' meme template. It was shared as a pre-ordered meme on the Reddit r/Meme subreddit, sourced via RSS as specified in the provided metadata.

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