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Just a Friendly Reminder: Don't Stick It In Lazy

This is a crude humorous dating advice meme using the popular Actual Advice Mallard format, featuring a photograph of a male mallard duck floating on open water. Large bold white text with black outline at the top reads "GENTS, YOU LEARNED NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY", referencing the common dating advice for men to avoid romantically involving themselves with unstable people colloquially referred to as "crazy". The bottom text adds a new lesson, stating "TIME TO LEARN NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN LAZY", extending the common dating rule to warn against getting romantically involved with chronically lazy partners.
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GENTS, YOU LEARNED NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
TIME TO LEARN NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN LAZY

Overview

This is a crude humorous dating advice meme using the popular Actual Advice Mallard format, featuring a photograph of a male mallard duck floating on open water. Large bold white text with black outline at the top reads "GENTS, YOU LEARNED NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY", referencing the common dating advice for men to avoid romantically involving themselves with unstable people colloquially referred to as "crazy". The bottom text adds a new lesson, stating "TIME TO LEARN NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN LAZY", extending the common dating rule to warn against getting romantically involved with chronically lazy partners.

Origin notes

This meme was hosted on 9GAG as confirmed by the provided source metadata. It uses the well-known Actual Advice Mallard image macro meme template, which originated from early 2010s meme communities and has been widely remixed and reposted across platforms like 9GAG, Reddit, and Imgur. This is a user-created variation of the classic dating advice trope.

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