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Long Term Customer Asks For New Customer Discount Gets Rude Reply

This is a 4-panel digital comic meme. Panel 1 shows a male customer support agent wearing a headset, sitting in front of a laptop, saying "YOU'VE BEEN WITH US FOR MANY YEARS..." to a customer. Panel 2 continues with the agent saying "ON THE BEHALF OF OUR COMPANY: THANK YOU.". Panel 3 cuts to an elderly female customer holding a mobile phone, asking the agent "CAN I GET THE SAME DISCOUNTS YOU GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS?". Panel 4 shows the agent responding dismissively and rudely with "EAT SHIT.". The joke highlights the widely relatable real-world frustration that most companies prioritize offering better discounts and perks to attract new customers, while offering no benefits and even being hostile to long-term loyal existing customers who ask for equal treatment.
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YOU'VE BEEN WITH US FOR MANY YEARS...
ON THE BEHALF OF OUR COMPANY: THANK YOU.
CAN I GET THE SAME DISCOUNTS YOU GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS?
EAT SHIT.

Overview

This is a 4-panel digital comic meme. Panel 1 shows a male customer support agent wearing a headset, sitting in front of a laptop, saying "YOU'VE BEEN WITH US FOR MANY YEARS..." to a customer. Panel 2 continues with the agent saying "ON THE BEHALF OF OUR COMPANY: THANK YOU.". Panel 3 cuts to an elderly female customer holding a mobile phone, asking the agent "CAN I GET THE SAME DISCOUNTS YOU GIVE NEW CUSTOMERS?". Panel 4 shows the agent responding dismissively and rudely with "EAT SHIT.". The joke highlights the widely relatable real-world frustration that most companies prioritize offering better discounts and perks to attract new customers, while offering no benefits and even being hostile to long-term loyal existing customers who ask for equal treatment.

Origin notes

This original comic is created by independent Instagram digital artist @PSYCHoSuZANNE. This particular instance was shared as a casual shitpost on the platform 9Gag, distributed via 9Gag's RSS feed with the original post title "Another day another shitpost". The meme is widely shared online to joke about poor customer service and corporate disregard for loyal customers.

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