He knows his priorities
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If Marx was alive today he would be a LeftCom!; No Marx would be a Maoist!; Marx if he was alive today:; I am quite fond of Paddington; Thank you Mr. Marx.
Overview
This is a four-panel absurdist political meme that subverts expectations about modern left-wing ideological debate. The top two panels show two aggressive shouting men: the first argues that if Karl Marx were alive today he would be a Left Communist (LeftCom), holding a corresponding leftist text; the second argues Marx would be a Maoist, wearing a communist cap, holding a Maoist political text, and also shouting intensely. The bottom section reveals the punchline, labeled "Marx if he was alive today": Karl Marx (the historical figure himself) calmly states "I am quite fond of Paddington", and Paddington Bear (the beloved wholesome fictional children's bear character) politely responds "Thank you Mr. Marx." The joke mocks the intense, divisive infighting between different modern left-wing ideological tendencies, highlighting that Marx would prioritize enjoying the popular character Paddington over these modern splits, living up to the title's claim that he knows his priorities.
Origin notes
This meme originates from Reddit as a user-created meme, with the original title "He knows his priorities" as provided. It is a humor meme that jokes about internal left-wing political debate, using the popular Paddington Bear character for a wholesome, unexpected punchline.