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Just 'Murica things

This is a dark humor meme. At the top, text describes an absurd, horrifying hypothetical scenario: a school shooter chooses to spare your life, but you have Tourette syndrome and involuntarily insult him three times, immediately putting yourself back in mortal danger. Below the text is a heavily distorted, uncanny version of the Buzz Lightyear character from Disney Pixar's Toy Story franchise, with wide staring eyes and an open mouth that conveys shocked, frozen horror and sudden realization of a catastrophic mistake, perfectly matching the tone of the scenario described. The meme leans into dark comedy referencing the high prevalence of school shootings in the United States, as referenced by its original title.
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when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times

Overview

This is a dark humor meme. At the top, text describes an absurd, horrifying hypothetical scenario: a school shooter chooses to spare your life, but you have Tourette syndrome and involuntarily insult him three times, immediately putting yourself back in mortal danger. Below the text is a heavily distorted, uncanny version of the Buzz Lightyear character from Disney Pixar's Toy Story franchise, with wide staring eyes and an open mouth that conveys shocked, frozen horror and sudden realization of a catastrophic mistake, perfectly matching the tone of the scenario described. The meme leans into dark comedy referencing the high prevalence of school shootings in the United States, as referenced by its original title.

Origin notes

This meme was sourced from an RSS feed of Reddit's r/Meme community, where it was originally posted under the title "Just 'Murica things". It repurposes the widely circulated distorted "uncanny Buzz Lightyear" reaction image, a popular existing meme template used online to express shock, embarrassment or realization of a terrible mistake, adding custom dark humor text relevant to US cultural issues around gun violence and school shootings.

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