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Dog Named Rotisserie Bastard Gets Called by Full Name at Vet

The image consists of two main parts: a tweet from user Mike and a subsequent text message from a veterinary clinic. The tweet explains that Mike's dog has the nickname R.B., which stands for Rotisserie Bastard, a name given because the dog ate an entire rotisserie chicken when first adopted. Mike humorously mentions forgetting he used the full 'government name' when registering the dog at the vet. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message from SW Animal Clinic addressed to 'Michael,' stating, 'The Rotisserie Bastard is done with his procedure and ready for pickup,' directly using the dog's full comedic name.
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Mike
We call our dog R.B. for short. It stands for Rotisserie Bastard because when we adopted him he ate an entire rotisserie chicken. I constantly forget I put his full government name on file at the vet 😂
SW Animal Clinic
Hi Michael, The Rotisserie Bastard is done with his procedure and ready for pickup.

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We call our dog R.B. for short. It stands for Rotisserie Bastard because when we adopted him he ate an entire rotisserie chicken. I constantly forget I put his full government name on file at the vet 😂

Overview

The image consists of two main parts: a tweet from user Mike and a subsequent text message from a veterinary clinic. The tweet explains that Mike's dog has the nickname R.B., which stands for Rotisserie Bastard, a name given because the dog ate an entire rotisserie chicken when first adopted. Mike humorously mentions forgetting he used the full 'government name' when registering the dog at the vet. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message from SW Animal Clinic addressed to 'Michael,' stating, 'The Rotisserie Bastard is done with his procedure and ready for pickup,' directly using the dog's full comedic name.

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The image is a screenshot of content originally posted on X.com (formerly Twitter), shared by the WholesomeMeme account. It combines a personal anecdotal tweet from user Mike with a real text message from a veterinary clinic, creating a relatable and humorous pet-themed meme. The content appears to be user-created without obvious editing beyond screenshot compilation.

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