Anonymous Asks If He Got Salmonella From Raw Chicken Hitting His Penis, Commenters Call Out His Lie

This is a screenshot of a public anonymous thread from 4chan's /fit/ (fitness) board. The original poster shares a story: he was cooking raw chicken breasts pantsless after spilling soda on his pants, accidentally dropped a raw chicken breast that hit his penis before landing on the floor, and woke up with an inflamed, painful penis, asking other users if it is possible he contracted salmonella poisoning from the incident. A thumbnail image of two raw chicken breasts is attached to his post. The first reply accuses him of having sexual intercourse with the chicken breasts, the second accuses him of having sex with the raw chicken, and the third reply simply states 'you did', implying all users recognize the original poster is lying about the accidental contact to cover up that he engaged in sexual activity with the raw poultry.

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@Anonymous No. 51230183 4chan /fit/

You fucked those chicken breasts didn't you?

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Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

You fucked those chicken breasts didn't you?

You fucked the raw chicken, didn't you?

you did

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salmonella in penis?

Overview

This is a screenshot of a public anonymous thread from 4chan's /fit/ (fitness) board. The original poster shares a story: he was cooking raw chicken breasts pantsless after spilling soda on his pants, accidentally dropped a raw chicken breast that hit his penis before landing on the floor, and woke up with an inflamed, painful penis, asking other users if it is possible he contracted salmonella poisoning from the incident. A thumbnail image of two raw chicken breasts is attached to his post. The first reply accuses him of having sexual intercourse with the chicken breasts, the second accuses him of having sex with the raw chicken, and the third reply simply states 'you did', implying all users recognize the original poster is lying about the accidental contact to cover up that he engaged in sexual activity with the raw poultry.

Origin notes

This meme originates as a real anonymous post on 4chan's /fit/ board, and was later reposted to Reddit meme communities as noted in the provided source information, where it went viral for its absurd premise and the obvious, unilaterally recognized lie the original poster tells to explain his symptoms. It circulates as a cringe comedy and absurd humor meme across English-speaking social media platforms.