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This image is a screenshot of a viral public Twitter (now X) thread. The original poster, user hysaun (@Hys3x), shares that he was intoxicated when he made a batch of Hamburger Helper without using the required milk, and jokes that the resulting meal tastes like cargo pants. A second user, DANGER (@DavidAndersOn_), replies asking why hysaun knows what cargo pants taste like, to which hysaun responds with the intentionally vague, funny line 'i be in situations'. The humor stems from the absurd, unappetizing comparison of poorly made food to clothing, as well as the evasive response that implies the poster has had many unusual, unspoken experiences.

High Man Compares Bad Homemade Hamburger Helper To Cargo Pants Taste

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This is a screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post. The post author's profile picture is a headshot of a blonde woman, with the display name 'cait' and username @kittynouveau. The post body text reads: 'i'm so high and i'm going insane looking at this'. Attached to the post is a 3D scatter plot with three axes: the vertical Y axis labeled 'House' (ranging from 0 to 1, measuring how much an animal is a suitable house pet), the bottom left X axis labeled 'Slime' (ranging from 'No' to 'Yes', measuring how slimy the animal is), and the bottom right Z axis labeled 'Legs' (ranging from 0 to 4, measuring the number of legs the animal has). Plotted animals on the chart include Snail, Slug, Snake, Lizard, Frog, and Turtle. A hand-drawn red circle points to an empty spot on the upper end of the axes, with accompanying text asking 'what goes here!?!?!?!?!', highlighting how difficult this over-specific 3D chart is to parse when the viewer is intoxicated.

High person confused by overspecific 3D animal classification chart

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This image is a screenshot of a sequence of social media posts from a user named Soa. First, Soa publishes a public status stating 'Im high asf', listed as posted 1 minute prior in Florence. After the post receives likes from Jazmine and 2 other users, Soa replies to his own original status with 'Me too', before immediately realizing he is the author of the original post, and follows up with the comment 'Lol oh shit that me'. The interaction humorously highlights how disoriented the user is from being intoxicated, to the point he does not recognize his own post. The user's last name is censored with colored blocks for privacy.

Intoxicated Man Forgets He Made His Own 'I'm High' Post, Replies 'Me Too'

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This is a humorous pun meme depicting an anthropomorphic green pear with a bleary, dazed, intoxicated expression standing outside a 7-Eleven convenience store at night, holding a canned beverage. The text overlay at the top reads 'me returning from a night of getting absolutely peared', a pun replacing the common slang term for being heavily intoxicated ('fucked') with 'peared' to match the pear character. The bottom text reads 'damn... the pears was mad real tonight', mimicking the grammatically incorrect, slurred speech of a very drunk person reflecting on an intense night out, leaning further into the pear pun by replacing the generic reference to party substances/experiences with 'pears'.

Getting Absolutely Peared After A Night Out Meme

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