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This is a variant of the popular Actual Advice Mallard internet meme. It features a stock photograph of a male mallard duck floating calmly on rippling water, with bold white text with black outlines placed at the top and bottom of the image. The top text reads 'ALWAYS MASTURBATE' and the bottom text reads 'BEFORE A DATE'. The crude humorous advice refers to the idea that masturbating prior to a romantic date reduces sexual desperation and impulse, which the joke claims prevents you from overrating your date's attractiveness (as noted in the original 9GAG title stating 'Believe me, it turns a 10 into a 4!', referencing common 1-10 attractiveness rating scales) and making poor decisions driven by sexual arousal.

Advice Mallard: Always Masturbate Before a Date

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This is a close-up selfie of a young woman with long dark brown hair, dark manicured nails, and silver rings on her fingers, holding her left hand up to the side of her face while looking directly at the camera with a wide-eyed, slightly sheepish, reluctant expression. Overlaid on the lower half of the image is white text with a black outline that reads: 'I hate to say it, but my relationship did in fact get 100x better once I started focusing on showing appreciation for all the things my partner was doing and stopped nagging about the things he wasn\'t.' The accompanying original post title highlights that the woman is clearly reluctant to admit this life and relationship lesson publicly.

Yet she still has reluctance to admit her relationship improved when she stopped nagging and started appreciating her partner

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This is a screenshot captured from a short vertical social media video, featuring a young woman with shoulder-length brown hair. She is wearing a black and white off-the-shoulder dress, a pearl choker necklace, and a longer pendant necklace, facing the camera directly with an engaged, slightly amused and friendly expression as if speaking to the viewer. White overlaid text across the upper part of the frame reads 'if you're going on a date', indicating this frame is the opening of a piece of dating advice content shared as a meme.

If you're going on a date opening advice meme

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