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Trolling Text Scammers with Ligma Nutz

A screenshot of a fictional SMS conversation mocking text scams. The scammer, 'Jake from Venture Group', messages 'Kristi' about buying her property at 409 Cr, Hawley. Kristi responds by claiming she deeded the property to her 'uncle Ligma', prompting the scammer to ask for the uncle's contact info. Kristi then reveals the joke with 'Ligma Nutz' (a pun on 'lick my nuts') accompanied by a peanut emoji, trolling the scammer.
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Scammer (Jake)
Hi Kristi, Jake here with Venture Group. We saw your land at 409 Cr, Hawley, would you be open to selling your property? Reply STOP to unsubscribe.
Kristi
I deeded this property to my uncle Ligma
Scammer (Jake)
Can I ask for your uncle's full name and phone number?
Kristi
Ligma Nutz 🥜

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A fictional text message conversation between a scammer (Jake from Venture Group) and a recipient (Kristi) where the recipient uses the 'Ligma' internet joke to troll the scammer.

Overview

A screenshot of a fictional SMS conversation mocking text scams. The scammer, 'Jake from Venture Group', messages 'Kristi' about buying her property at 409 Cr, Hawley. Kristi responds by claiming she deeded the property to her 'uncle Ligma', prompting the scammer to ask for the uncle's contact info. Kristi then reveals the joke with 'Ligma Nutz' (a pun on 'lick my nuts') accompanied by a peanut emoji, trolling the scammer.

Origin notes

The image is a user-created meme originally from Reddit (specifically the r/Meme community) designed to humorously depict how to respond to text scams using internet slang and jokes. It appears to be a edited screenshot of a text message interface, likely created with a mobile editor to simulate the conversation.

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