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Unequal Testosterone Allocation

This meme uses a hand-drawn cartoon to illustrate a relatable crude joke about the unequal distribution of testosterone effects in men. A large pipe labeled 'TESTOSTERONE' pours a massive stream of fluid directly into the mouth of a large man sitting in an armchair, who is labeled 'ASS HAIR'. Meanwhile, a small, emaciated skeletal man sitting on the ground only catches a few stray drops of testosterone, and he is labeled 'DEEP VOICE'. The joke pokes fun at how many men get large amounts of unwanted body hair as a testosterone effect, while only getting a small amount of the more desired effects like a deeper voice.
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TESTOSTERONE (pipe label), ASS HAIR (large man label), DEEP VOICE (small man label)

Overview

This meme uses a hand-drawn cartoon to illustrate a relatable crude joke about the unequal distribution of testosterone effects in men. A large pipe labeled 'TESTOSTERONE' pours a massive stream of fluid directly into the mouth of a large man sitting in an armchair, who is labeled 'ASS HAIR'. Meanwhile, a small, emaciated skeletal man sitting on the ground only catches a few stray drops of testosterone, and he is labeled 'DEEP VOICE'. The joke pokes fun at how many men get large amounts of unwanted body hair as a testosterone effect, while only getting a small amount of the more desired effects like a deeper voice.

Origin notes

This meme originates from Reddit, specifically the r/meme subreddit as noted in the original source metadata. It repurposes an existing cartoon illustration with added text labels to create the meme joke, and has been widely reposted across multiple social media platforms as a relatable joke about male puberty and testosterone effects.

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