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This is a joke meme using the classic two-button choice format. It presents two different relationship/dating options: one is a healthy, loving romantic relationship, the other is casual, nasty, disrespectful sex. Instead of picking only one option, the cartoon hand uses two separate fingers to press both buttons at the same time, humorously expressing the desire to have both things instead of being forced to choose just one.
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A healthy, loving relationship; Nasty, disrespectful sex

Overview

This is a joke meme using the classic two-button choice format. It presents two different relationship/dating options: one is a healthy, loving romantic relationship, the other is casual, nasty, disrespectful sex. Instead of picking only one option, the cartoon hand uses two separate fingers to press both buttons at the same time, humorously expressing the desire to have both things instead of being forced to choose just one.

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This meme originates from Reddit as a meme post per the given source information. It is a derivative variant of the classic popular 'two buttons' meme template, which is widely used online to create jokes about conflicting choices that people want to have both of, and it circulates across social media and meme sharing platforms.

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