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Same shit different breed: Bartender and girlfriend both want boyfriend's money

This meme combines a text anecdote at the top with the classic dual Spider-Man pointing template below. The top text recounts a story of a bartender who was accused by a female customer of flirting with her boyfriend. The bartender clarifies she only wants the boyfriend's money, to which the girlfriend immediately responds 'same', indicating she also only cares about his money. The Spider-Man template below labels one pointing Spider-Man as *Bartender* and the other as *Girl*, visually representing that both people have the exact same priority, emphasizing the humorous punchline of the anecdote.
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last night at work I was bartending and this girl asked me to stop flirting with her boyfriend and I looked her dead in the eye and said "I don't want your man I just want his money" and this chick stares back and just says "same" DEAD LMAO

Overview

This meme combines a text anecdote at the top with the classic dual Spider-Man pointing template below. The top text recounts a story of a bartender who was accused by a female customer of flirting with her boyfriend. The bartender clarifies she only wants the boyfriend's money, to which the girlfriend immediately responds 'same', indicating she also only cares about his money. The Spider-Man template below labels one pointing Spider-Man as Bartender and the other as Girl, visually representing that both people have the exact same priority, emphasizing the humorous punchline of the anecdote.

Origin notes

This meme is a user-created remix of the widely circulated 'Spider-Men pointing at each other' template originating from a 1967 Spider-Man animated series episode. It was shared on the Reddit r/Meme subreddit, as indicated by the provided RSS source information, pairing a viral short personal anecdote with the well-known template to illustrate the joke's punchline effectively.

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