Larry's wild coffee preference breakup joke on dating app
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I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't know how I liked my coffee. I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Without other people's dick in it.
Overview
This is a screenshot of a dating app, identified as Tinder by its standard UI elements (reject X, super like star, like heart buttons at the bottom), for a 23-year-old user named Larry. All personal details including his occupation, education background, and exact distance from the viewer are redacted with black marker. His profile bio uses a crude, edgy double entendre joke: he states he recently broke up with his girlfriend because she did not know how he liked his coffee, then reveals he likes his coffee the same way he likes his women: without other people's dick in it. The punchline reveals the actual reason for the breakup was his girlfriend's infidelity, framed as a trivial coffee preference. A partial view of Larry wearing a dark gray t-shirt and camouflage pants with his hand in his pocket is visible at the top of the screenshot, alongside standard mobile status bar elements (carrier MTS, time 9:04 PM, 46% battery). A header for 'Recent Instagram Photos' is also visible above the app interaction buttons.
Origin notes
This meme is a screenshot of a public Tinder user profile, originally shared on 9Gag via its RSS feed under the original title 'Based AF'. It circulated widely on social media platforms including 9Gag, Reddit, and Twitter/X as a viral edgy humor post referencing dating and infidelity.