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Mercury is in Uranus - Thermometer Exam Pun Meme

The meme features a screenshot of a man wearing traditional white attire with a yellow sash, seated against a cosmic background with a circular logo containing Malayalam text. The top text reads, 'When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination,' and the bottom caption states, 'Mercury is in Uranus,' creating a pun on mercury (the element in thermometers) and Uranus (the planet), leveraging the double entendre of 'Uranus' sounding like 'your anus.' A watermark 'bankmemesmalayalam' is visible in the top right corner.
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When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination
Mercury is in Uranus

Overview

The meme features a screenshot of a man wearing traditional white attire with a yellow sash, seated against a cosmic background with a circular logo containing Malayalam text. The top text reads, 'When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination,' and the bottom caption states, 'Mercury is in Uranus,' creating a pun on mercury (the element in thermometers) and Uranus (the planet), leveraging the double entendre of 'Uranus' sounding like 'your anus.' A watermark 'bankmemesmalayalam' is visible in the top right corner.

Origin notes

This appears to be a remix of a screenshot from a Malayalam TV show or program (indicated by the Malayalam logo), edited with English text to create a pun-based meme. The watermark 'bankmemesmalayalam' suggests it was created or shared by a Malayalam meme page, likely on social media platforms such as Facebook or Instagram.

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