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This is a side-by-side comparison meme showing two novelty skull-shaped bathroom fixtures. On the left, a closed toilet bowl is molded into the shape of a human skull, captioned 'Spooky dookie?'. In the center, light orange text reads 'Or...' to separate the two options. On the right, a urinal is also molded into the shape of a human skull, captioned 'Creepy peepee'. The meme uses childish alliterative wording and the uncanny spooky design of the novelty products for crude, silly humor, playing on the purpose of each fixture matching the alliterative spooky adjective.

Spooky Dookie or Creepy Peepee Skull Toilets

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This is a single-panel drawn meme in the popular muscular Chad meme format. It features two bearded muscular men: the shorter man on the left is labeled as 5 feet 9 inches tall. A partially visible person standing between the two men says they don't date guys below 6ft, rejecting the shorter man for not meeting the height requirement. The taller man on the right (who meets the height requirement) responds that he is going to have aggressive anal sex with the shorter 5'9 man, which completely subverts expectations: instead of the taller man getting the date, he wants the rejected shorter man, creating a crude humorous punchline that mocks strict height preferences in dating.

I don't date guys below 6ft

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This is a crude visual pun meme. At the top, text shows a girlfriend asking her boyfriend 'Did you use my expensive shampoo?!', followed by the line 'My Balls:' introducing the image below. The image shows an older real man with extremely voluminous, fluffy white hair framing his face and a large matching fluffy white beard, which together are shaped to resemble a pair of fluffy testicles. The joke implies the boyfriend used his girlfriend's expensive shampoo on his pubic hair, leaving it just as voluminous and fluffy as what is shown in the image.

Did You Use My Expensive Shampoo Meme

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This image shows a black chalkboard sidewalk sandwich board sign placed outdoors on a concrete sidewalk, with the lower legs of several standing people visible in the background. The sign has handwritten white text that creates a humorous, subversive joke: it sets up the expectation of sharing a legitimate health fact about daily wine consumption, but ends with the crude punchline that 2 to 3 glasses of wine a day reduces your risk of "giving a shit", meaning it helps you stop caring about stressful, trivial problems. This aligns with the original Reddit post title about improving mental health through wine. The sign contains a typo, spelling "glasses" as "giasses".

me improving my mental health one glass at a time

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This meme features a photograph of an anonymous skater standing on his skateboard at an outdoor skatepark during sunset, with an overlaid text joke that reads 'Whoever designed toilet paper to turn red when you're done wiping is pure genius.' The joke plays on the common bathroom experience where people get minor irritation or bleeding (often from hemorrhoids or hard stools) when wiping, so the toilet paper turns red to indicate you haven't finished wiping yet, which the meme comically praises as brilliant accidental or intentional design. It's a silly, relatable piece of bathroom humor.

Genius Toilet Paper Design Meme

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This is a two-panel comparison meme that uses a double entendre pun for comedic effect. The top panel shows a modern optical computer mouse, paired with text explaining the features of modern mouse technology: modern mice capture thousands of images per second, analyze surface patterns, and have ultra-precise tracking. The bottom panel, labeled 'Meanwhile Old Mouse:', features a close-up, blurred photograph of a cat's face, where the nose and fur markings accidentally form a visual resemblance to testicles. The overlaid text reads 'balls'. The joke relies on two meanings of the word: old mechanical computer mice used a rubber ball as their core tracking component, while 'balls' is also vulgar slang for testicles, which is visually emphasized by the cat's blurred face.

Mouse Balls!

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This meme uses a hand-drawn cartoon to illustrate a relatable crude joke about the unequal distribution of testosterone effects in men. A large pipe labeled 'TESTOSTERONE' pours a massive stream of fluid directly into the mouth of a large man sitting in an armchair, who is labeled 'ASS HAIR'. Meanwhile, a small, emaciated skeletal man sitting on the ground only catches a few stray drops of testosterone, and he is labeled 'DEEP VOICE'. The joke pokes fun at how many men get large amounts of unwanted body hair as a testosterone effect, while only getting a small amount of the more desired effects like a deeper voice.

Unequal Testosterone Allocation

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This is a crude humorous dating advice meme using the popular Actual Advice Mallard format, featuring a photograph of a male mallard duck floating on open water. Large bold white text with black outline at the top reads "GENTS, YOU LEARNED NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY", referencing the common dating advice for men to avoid romantically involving themselves with unstable people colloquially referred to as "crazy". The bottom text adds a new lesson, stating "TIME TO LEARN NOT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN LAZY", extending the common dating rule to warn against getting romantically involved with chronically lazy partners.

Just a Friendly Reminder: Don't Stick It In Lazy

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This is a crude, relatable meme joking about a common bathroom experience. The top text sets up the scenario: after you think you have finished wiping after using the toilet, your body tells you there is still more to do. The image uses the iconic infomercial pitchman Billy Mays, with his famous catchphrase 'BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!' overlaid to perfectly fit the joke.

But Wait There's More After Wiping Meme

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This is a crude, relatable meme that jokes about the common awkward situation of trying to use a public bathroom discreetly, only to accidentally pass loud, echoing gas. The image shows six matching winged angel statues arranged in an ascending line, each blowing a long trumpet. This visual acts as a humorous analogy for how a fart becomes loud and resonant like a chorus of trumpets even when you try to stay quiet, matching the joke text at the top of the image.

My ass when I'm trying to use the bathroom discreetly

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This is a screenshot of a viral Twitter (now X) tweet, reposted to 9Gag. The tweet makes a crude, darkly humorous observation about abusive cult leaders, stating that almost every cult leader claims God commands them to have sex with their followers' wives. The 9Gag post's title adds an extra layer of joke, implying that many men secretly desire the power and control that cult leaders hold over their groups. The original tweet gained over 14.9 thousand retweets and 124 thousand likes after being posted in May 2020.

Every man wants to be a cult leader

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This is a 5-panel grid meme using scenes from SpongeBob SquarePants to joke about common stereotypes of a mother's phone habits. Top left: an enormously inflated SpongeBob is labeled "FONT SIZE", joking that older people always turn their phone font size to maximum. Top right: a shocked SpongeBob is next to the text "PICTURES OF HER BARE ASSHOLE", the crude unexpected punchline of what you find when opening her phone. Middle left: a yelling Mr. Krabs and shocked SpongeBob are labeled "VOLUME", referencing that older people almost always turn their phone volume all the way up. Middle right: a long line of waiting fish characters is labeled "BACKGROUND APPS", joking that mom leaves dozens of unused apps open in the background. Bottom row: three happy SpongeBobs each hold icons for Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, and Location, all of which are permanently left turned on, another common older phone user habit. The joke mixes relatable observations about older people's phone use with a crude shocking twist.

My Mom's Phone

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